Confused
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Sally: Hey Jerry. This is a really good workout.
Jerry: Yeah, it is. But, I’m starting to get tired.
Sally: You’re getting tired?
Jerry: Of course I am! Aren’t you?
Sally: I’m getting there. After this what are we going to do next? Some pushups or what?
Pastor: What are you guys doing?
Jerry and Sally stop lifting the Bibles. Both are out of breath and breathe heavily.
Jerry: We are training for the Christian race.
Pastor: That’s good, but why are you lifting the Bibles?
Sally: He said that the Bible was a training tool.
Pastor: Yes, he did. But, I don’t think that he meant that you had to lift Bibles.
Jerry: He didn’t?
Sally: What did he mean?
Pastor: Well, the Bible is a training tool, but you are supposed to read it every day.
Jerry: Is that all?
Pastor Well, you need to pray every day, also.
Sally: So, to get in shape for the Christian race, we need to do what?
Pastor: To get in shape for the Christian race, you need to read your Bible and pray every day.
Jerry: Oh, and then we do the pushups and setups.
Pastor: No, no, no! You don’t need to do that stuff for this kind of race. All you need to do is read your Bible and pray every day.
Jerry and Sally: Oh!