**SPACEMAN SPUD SKIT - Day Two
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Empty Spud
Pastor: Hey! Looks who’s coming? It’s … SpaceMan SPUD!
SMS: Ta da!
Pastor: Wow! It’s great to see you again, Spud!
SMS: It’s great to be here! I love Bible Clubs!
Pastor: Hey Spud? How did your rocket ship go yesterday after Bible Club?
SMS: First I had a late potato-launch!
Pastor: You mean potato-”lunch” don’t you?
SMS: No. I mean launch - My rocketship uses fuel made from Spuds, remember?
Pastor: Oh yeah!
SMS: Well, after that, I took off, and got way above the clouds! And it was amazing!
Pastor: Wow!
SMS: And then I got near the Moon for a while! It was awesome!
Pastor: I bet it was beautiful to see!
SMS: And then I headed out to Jupiter, and then Saturn, and then just out amongst the stars!
Pastor: It must have been magnificent!
SMS: Well, it was Ok.
Pastor: What do you mean “Ok”?
SMS: Well, out there, I saw how BIG everything was, and I got to feeling very small, and lonely. And, everywhere I looked, I saw what God had made, but I didn’t see God.
Pastor: I told you, didn’t I?
SMS: Yes. So I came back late last night, and fried up a dozen Spud-cakes. While I was eating them, I decided that I wanted to know God - so that’s why I am here again today! I want to learn more about Jesus!
Pastor: Great! Well, you have come to the right place!
SMS: I want to know what the Bible says about God, and His love for ME!
Pastor: It’s all in the Bible, Spud? And in just a little while, Leona will be here teaching another Bible story and lesson!
SMS: I can’t wait! (Pause) By-the-way, pastor?
Pastor: Yes?
SMS: Do you think the Garda will mind me parking my rocketship on a roof?
Pastor: Whose roof, Spud?
SMS: Their’s? (Spuds hunches down, and looks around kind of worried) Oooops!
Pastor: I’d go and move it if I were you Spud! They don’t like rockets on their roofs!
SMS: Gotcha! I’ll uh… I’ll see you tomorrow!
Pastor: We’ll see you then Spud!
SMS: Bye everybody!